What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 20:20
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
What is your first experience having sex with older men?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Why do men like women gold diggers?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.